As we speak, or rather as I nonsensically type, I should be working on my latest animating gif. But I'm not and but you're not either. So I'll give all three of you reading this a little update as to the answer to the only question you should be wondering right now.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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A: Because 7 8 9



Now, if you you don't understand that, please go to sleep and try again later.

On to understand why seven ate nine. As it turns out, not all number go like each other. Rather, the numbers from Seventown stick to themselves just as Fortyniners stay withing thier village. (except when they go looking for gold) Now to prove my point, take a look a a number line. One's stay in their vicinity as do the rest of the numbers. Sometimes though, their are town meetings where all the number get together to discuss issues. In this case, a graph is formed with x and y axis. Back to the story, as legend goes, a member from Nineville got lost one day while riding on a tangent. Somehow, he ended up in Seventown. The poor Nine was put on trial and eventually eaten for spying. Now don't feel bad for the Nine, cause as luck would go, he would have probably ended up spying anyway. So that's how the the story goes.